Saturday, December 30, 2006

Quote of the Week

"When I got here I asked Brian (Leonard) about that 1-11 season," the freshman (Rutgers wide receiver Tim) Brown recalled. "He said it was hard times and he said 'I don't want the program to ever go that route again.' I told him we won't let it."

And the Number 5 Sports story of the year according to the Daily News.

The object of everyone's attention on Nov. 9 was Rutgers, site of the first intercollegiate football game ever played 137 years ago. The unbeaten and 15th-ranked Scarlet Knights would be playing unbeaten and third-ranked Louisville in a Thursday night game that would make Rutgers this season's most compelling college football story - and that ranks No. 5 in the Daily News' Top 10 stories of 2006.

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Final Day of Flash Fiction

For the final day of the Tribute to Flashing in the Gutters, I present my last Flashing story.

Breach of Trust

Bill Martin was sure of it.

Donne’s eyes were bloodshot and his nose was runny. Martin wondered how much coke the kid had snorted the night before. Martin took the driver’s seat without protest and started the car. Pulling out in to traffic, Martin gave Donne the once over.

It was their turn for the night shift and Martin had the orders from Leo Carver.

“You okay?” Martin asked.

Donne grunted.

They’d gone out for drinks the night before, and Donne got drunk pretty quickly. And then he broke out the drugs.

“Because I left a long time before you probably did last night. And you were pretty gone then.”

“You don’t look fine.”

Donne rubbed his face. “Whatever. We have work to do."

“I’m just worried about you,” Martin said. “And if I’m worried about you, neither of us will be able to do our jobs.”

“Who says you have to worry?”

They drove down Easton Ave. and made a right on to Hamilton. The houses there weren’t well kept; paint chipping off the walls, doors hanging from hinges. College kids usually lived in them and didn’t care about appearances. The rest of the people who lived in these homes only did because that’s what they could afford.

“Did you sleep with that woman last night?” Martin asked while trying to read the house numbers.

“What woman?”

“The one you were talking to at the bar. What was her name? Tracy?”

“There’s the house,” Donne said.

Martin pulled the car over. He hoped Donne wasn’t about to throw the opportunity of a life time away. Jeanne was a great catch. Smart, funny, beautiful. If Donne cheated on her, it would be the lowest move possible.

Donne checked his weapon. Martin did the same. And for the umpteenth time since Donne started using, Martin noticed his own hands were shaking. This wasn’t good. You had to be able to trust your partner with your life. And Martin couldn’t even trust Donne to get to the front of the house on his feet. He wondered if Jeanne trusted Donne.

“We go in together,” Martin said.

Donne had already exited the car and was headed toward the front door. We could do this on our own, Martin thought. I’m sure of it.

He reached down, grabbed the receiver and radioed for backup.

****

Backup appeared ten minutes later. Martin was able to hold Donne from going in until they go there.

"We can do it ourselves,” Donne said.

“It’s safer this way.”

Four more cops—armed to the teeth—appeared. Martin told them the scoop, two dealers packing their shipment. The backup was to be just that. Stay out of it, unless they were needed.

The group climbed a narrow wooden stairway to a locked door.

Martin held his gun tightly and forced his hands to stop shaking. He leaned back and kicked the rotted door in. It splintered on its hinges and fell inward.

"New Brunswick Police!” he yelled and they all flooded into the room.

Two guys in pajama pants and white T’s scrambled for the kitchen. Martin tackled and cuffed one. Donne grabbed the other. There were weapons on the counter and back up started to collect the evidence. Bags of cocaine were scattered all over the kitchen table. Martin was sure Donne would get a cut of that.

He sent Donne to clear the other rooms thinking this was one of the easiest busts he’d been involved in. That’s when the screaming started.

Martin followed the sound to the bedroom Donne was supposed to be clearing. Martin found him frozen in the doorway.

Beyond that a woman sat on the bed next to a child. She swung her right hand, open palm, across the kids face.

“This is your fault!” the woman screamed.

She swung her arm again, this time backhanding the child.

She’s off her rocker.

The kid was screaming, tears streaming down his cheeks.The woman reached her arm back again. Donne stepped forward, but Martin grabbed his arm.

“It’s not our problem,” Martin said.

The woman could have a gun on the bed. The room was cleared and Donne wasn’t clear-headed enough to realize that. Anything could happen. Donne tried to step forward again. Martin pulled him back.

“It’s not our problem.”

Donne relented and followed Martin back to the rest of the group. They divvied up the coke.

Later, in the car, Donne turned to Martin.

“She might kill that kid.”

“What do you care? You’re alive and you got your cut.”

“But the kid.”

Martin didn’t want to point out more of Donne’s coke habit and the problems it was causing today.

Instead he said, “Forget about it.”

Bill Martin would have liked nothing more than to let Donne take a shot at stopping that woman. Hell, he wanted to beat the shit out of her himself. But Carver’s orders were clear. No risks. Do the job. No more, no less.

And sometimes orders were all you could trust.

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Friday, December 29, 2006

Two More Days of Flash Fiction

My tribute to Flashing in the Gutters continues.. .and you will get a bonus story tomorrow, because I found both remaining files! Today's story was co-written by Bryon Quertermous and me (because we found it hysterical that a flash story was co-written).

Dance of Love

Ultimately, I’m a pussy. I let her grab my heart and stomp all over it. Then I let her pick it up, put it back together again and allow me happiness. For a little while at least. And now it looks like she’s going to do it again.
That tease.
That bitch.
She’s a dancer. It kind of explains everything, doesn’t it? The back and forth? “No,” she said, “I don’t love you.”
Then, “You’re the one for me.”
And I bought it all. Hook, line, and sinker. Like I said, I’m a pussy.
This morning we had a fight. It was right after we woke up, before she went to rehearsal. I don’t even remember what it was about, but she ended it with “I’ll call you later.”
Like hell she would. I’m not going to be a puss anymore. I’m gonna end this. Show her who’s boss. So I’m back stage. Watching the bitch dance. She has a mask on, I guess it’s part of her role. Two faced whore.
When she comes off stage, she goes out to the parking lot for a smoke. I follow her. I wrap my arms around her neck. I hear myself yelling.
“YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PLAY WITH ME ANYMORE. I CAN’T TAKE IT!”
I can feel the air seep out of her. I can feel life seep out of her.
I love her.
And I kill her.
I leave her body there and go back to my apartment. I got to pack. I have to get the hell out of town.
But the answering machine’s blinking. And I can’t just leave it that way. So I press the button.
And hear her voice.
“Baby, I love you. I’m sorry about this morning. I was just stressed about the show. Tonight, we’ll go out for dinner, then I’ll. . . Well I’ll make it up to you.”
Son of a bitch. That bitch can play me even from the grave.
I pick up the machine, thrown it across the room, and leave the apartment.
Maybe I’m not such a pussy after all.

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What a Magical Year

I would be remiss in my blogging if I did not mention that Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey destroyed Kansas State 37-10 tonight winning their first bowl game in school history. This is a huge day folks, but it's only the beginning.

Brian Leonard, you will be missed.

In other news, I'm back to kicking Bryon's ass in the book bet, now at 30,507 words to his 25,000 and change.

And so we duel.

GO RUTGERS!

RU RAH RAH
RU RAH RAH
HOO RAH
HOO RAH
RUTGERS RAH
UPSTREAM RED TEAM
RED TEAM UPSTREAM
RAH! RAH!
RUTGERS RAH!

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Two Days of Flash Fiction

My tribute to Flashing in the Gutters continues (three more stories to go, including this one).


Paying a Debt

In high school we called it a “Me Too” car. As in, “You drive a Volkswagon Jetta? Yeah, me too.”
So now, looking at one in the middle of North Arlington, I’m feeling a bit nostalgic. But this is what my wife and I can afford. A used red Volkswagon Jetta.

“Yeah, I bought this car for my daughter, Carla,” Vito Iapicca—the seller--says. “But I been drivin’ it around lately. My car needs some work.”

I checked the lines of the car. It didn’t look like it’d been in an accident. There weren’t any visible dent marks. The ad I saw in the gym seemed to be honest.

“So why are you selling this?” I ask.

“Well, to be truthful, with Carla going to Bowdon, she’s not gonna need it. And I got some debts to pay off.”

I pull open the door and get in the driver’s seat. It’s a little crowded for me, but Laura’ll like it. She’ll say it’s cute.

“Nine grand for this thing?”

“Yeah.”

“And very low mileage. What’s wrong with it?”

Vito hands me the keys. “Mr. Chandler listen—“

“Call me, Ryan,” I say. “There has to be something wrong. It’s under one hundred thousand miles.”

“I don’t have to tell you this, but like I said—my debts, they’re overdue. I keep getting, ah, notices and shit.”

“Well, I like the car.” I expect to negotiate, but it doesn’t seem necessary. The car was almost new and he only wants nine grand.

“You said on the phone, you pay cash?” Vito held up a bandaged hand, rolling it asking me to hurry up and make a decision.

I hem and haw for a minute, but it’s really never in doubt.

“I’ll take it,” I say.

We go through the process of forms, handing over the cash, signing the forms. I smile when he gives me the keys.

He waves at me as I step in the car.

Laura is going to be so surprised.

She’s going to be happy.

I turn the key.

I hear a strange clicking sound.

And before I feel anything, I hear the boom. And as the flame envelopes me, I swear I see shock on Vito’s face.

And at the same time, relief.

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Three Days of Flash Fiction

Honoring Flashing in the Gutters continues with the second of the four (or is it five) stories I published there.

Jersey Girl

Ain’t gonna fuck with me anymore, she thought. Ain’t gonna fuck with anybody. The smell of hairspray tickled her nose in the women’s room. She looked at her frizzed hair in the mirror, then at the blade in her hand. Big hair and a knife. Lodi’s very own super hero.

She knew she’d seen him somewhere before. Years ago, maybe? Probably graduated high school with him. Dude, fat as shit, goatee, no rhythm.

“Come on, Suze, the band’s warming up,” Lisa said. “We’ll do a SoCo and lime, then get back up front. That asshole can’t still be there.”

Suze agreed, wiped her nose, and pocketed the knife.

The tequila went down smooth, more so than the first, better than even the second. By the time they were done, the band was already into Blink 182. Lisa was ten feet ahead of her, yelling “Play Def Leppard!” at the top of her lungs.

By the time they made it to the stage, the fat piece of shit was in their spot again. Obnoxious. Slapping asses of half the women who went by.

They tried to dance around him. Tried to ignore him, but all Suze could smell was his sweat. All she could hear was his squeaky voice trying to stay in key.

He looked so fucking familiar. She went through the classes she could remember in high school.
Blink 182 ended and the band—The Jeffersons—told the crowd to take care of their bartenders. And that they were going to slow it down a bit. Lisa said she was going to get a Miller Light. Suze nodded.

The band broke into “Don’t Speak” and it all flooded back to her.

Lodi Prom. 1997. This fat fuck, Charlie Krewer, finding her alone in the bathroom. Cornering her in the stall. The DJ had “Don’t Speak” going. He said that was ironic. She said “No” but he didn’t listen.

And here he was, slimy bastard. He leaned back to scream out the chorus and she sunk the knife into him. Swiss Army knife she’d gotten a week after the prom and kept in her purse but never used. She drove it in again. He howled, but everyone thought he was singing.

He sunk to his knees. She stepped away. The bouncers hadn’t noticed.

It was time for a Miller Light anyway.

She met Lisa at the bar, signaled the bartender and noticed she broke a nail.

Lodi’s very own super hero, she thought, breaks a nail. That ain’t very lady like.

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Four Days of Flash Fiction

With the demise of Flashing in the Gutters, I figured I would take the next four days (five if I can find all the files) and reprint the stories I had published there, here.

Enjoy.

Thirst


“You want a beer?” Matt asked.

“Sure.”

Perfect, Matt thought.

He reached into the fridge and grabbed two Beck’s. The green bottles reflected the light from the bulb above eggs. It reminded Matt of the sparkling green eyes in the living room. Eyes that were waiting for him. Longing for him.

Maybe.

But in case they weren’t, Matt had a plan. He placed the bottles on to the counter to find a bottle opener. Seconds later he’d popped the tops, listening to the sound of the bubbles escape.
He went into his pocket and pulled the small Altoids case. Inside, he found what he’d been looking for. A small white pill. It rattled around the tin as Matt set it on the counter next to the bottles.

“Glass or a bottle?” Matt asked.

“Bottle’s fine.”

Matt closed his eyes. He pictured making his move, touching those lips so gently. All he had to do was drop the pill in the beer, let it dissolve.

But why? They both wanted it. Matt could tell, sense the signs. Tonight was inevitable. He didn’t need the pill.

“Hurry up,” Matt heard.

Something tugged at him. The pill made his dreams a guarantee. Without it, Matt wasn’t positive. He rattled the pill around the tin, and stared at the two bottles.

He needed the sure thing. He dropped the pill in the right bottle. Walked out into the living room.

“It’s about time.”

“Staying in tonight?” Matt asked, handing over the bottle.

“Yeah,” Roger said. “My girlfriend is hanging out with the girls. So I guess it’s just you and me.”

“Good.”

Matt reached over to his roommate and they clinked bottles. They both drank. Matt watched Roger’s eyes grow a little hazy. In a few minutes his fantasies would become reality.

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RIP James Brown

James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub!


This is what I think of, when I think of the man.

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James Patterson

James Patterson's KISS THE GIRLS was the book that got me to write crime fiction. There I said it. I liked the voice in it when I read it and the short chapters. I ignored the fact that if the cops had checked the phone records the book would have been over by Chapter and page 40.

I also decided something else when I read it. That I could do better.

I thought I could write a book that would be more powerful than the James Patterson novel I had just read.

Eventually I grew out of James Patterson and hadn't read him for years, until a few weeks ago when a co-worker of mine and I were talking about audio books. I said I'd never heard one and he offered me CROSS, the latest Patterson novel.

I decided to give it a whirl. And I started to listen to the book in the car. And I started to ask myself (and not in a bad way) why is Mr. Patterson a bestselling author.

Well, on a certain level the answer's obvious. The books are quick reads. You could read 100 pages in a day and feel like you accomplished something because the chapters are so short. They're great for the beach or the airplane or an easy afternoon after work to unwind.

But let's go deeper, shall we? A lot people I know say they love Alex Cross.

Why? Because he's perfect. He has a loving family and friends who love him unconditionally. His dead wife was without flaw. Any relationship he starts is with a beautiful woman who smiles and laughs at everything Alex does.

He is good. He is what people aspire to be. And even when he makes a mistake, he makes it for the right reason. He is, as he tells us in every novel, the Dragonslayer. So his mistakes are because he alienates his family to slay dragons.

Nothing wrong with Mr. Cross.

And the villains are completely the opposite. They are black. They are evil. They are dragons. And even when they have families it is not real. It is an act one puts on to distance themselves from the villains they are. From the urges.

The are what is wrong and scary with the world

The plots are fairly simple. The plot of CROSS involves Cross's dead wife and a killer named the Butcher of Sligo (I think, it's hard to spell when you're listening.) And basically, Cross sits around and thinks about his dead wife, while the Butcher runs around and rapes and murders for 140 chapters, until both lives cross and Cross has to slay the dragon again.

And I'm not going to lie, for the most part I enjoyed listening to Patterson. I was caught up in the pace and in the killer's voice. I wanted to know what was going to happen.

Until--as always--the end. The HUGE plot twist that I'm sure most people will find chilling. I found it unearned and it cheapened what went on before. Especially since one of the characters knew about it for years and could have shortened the book immensely.

Patterson knows what he's doing and he knows what sells. More power to him. But each time I read one of his books, I come away feeling cheapened by his endings.

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Saturday, December 23, 2006

2007 Starts Early

After reading my post from a few days ago, Cablevision has agreed to carry the NFL network for one week.

I am taking credit for this victory. My blog made the difference.

Dave Wins.

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Friday, December 22, 2006

Thank You, Graham

Thanks for all the hard work you do over at Crime Spot.

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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Slogans

The slogan for 2007 has been created... every year--my friends and I--we create a slogan for that year...

2004: The Year of Change
2005: Every thing evens out.
2006: Things Get Better
and now

2007: Dave Wins.

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

This Sucks

So, Rutgers football is playing in the Texas Bowl a week from Thursday. And the Texas Bowl is owned by the NFL network.

If you've been living under a rock or outside the state of New Jersey, you'll know that the two major cable operators of New Jersey do not carry the NFL Network.

So what happens when things like this happens? Well usually all the other networks cave in, make their customers happy and pick up the NFL Network.

That's exactly what the Time Warner operator did.

And then there's Cablevision. The same dumbasses who own the Rangers and the Knicks thinks they are God's gift to cable and decide they don't have to pick up any channels they don't want. No matter what the fan's demands are. (See the YES Network... so nearly all of NJ and NYC were without Yankees baseball for an entire season.)

And today Cablevision announce they will not be carrying the bowl game.

Cablevision -- which said it would clear a broadcast-basic channel for the game -- said in a letter to the network that it feels that NFL Network should offer the game on a broadcast channel in the teams’ local markets, much like the National Football League does with New York Jets and Giants games.

“By carrying the game on a broadcast-television outlet, you would also ensure that non-digital customers of Comcast and Time Warner Cable would be able to see the game, in addition to the approximately 1 million homes in the New York metropolitan area not served by cable or satellite providers,” the letter said. “Obviously, the key point of the exercise is to allow Rutgers fans to watch their team play in a bowl game.”

Cablevision countered, “Dealing with the NFL Network is beginning to feel like dealing with Lucy and the football. We haven’t turned down anything. What part of, ‘Yes, we will carry the Rutgers game to 100% of our customers,’ do they not understand?”


And what cable company does my household have? F'n Cablevision.

Thank God I know enough people with either Direct TV or Time Warner... but still...

Come on Cablevision... NFL offered it to you free of charge for a week.

What's the big deal?

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Year End Part Two

Books I enjoyed this year:

No Good Deeds, Saturday's Child, The Blonde, Two Minute Rule, Echo Park, Hard Man


Movies:

Casino Royale, Mission Impossible: III, Superman Returns, The Departed.

TV:

The Sopranos, Lost, and The Wire.

Okay, let's be honest.... do you really care? I like a lot of stuff this year and it's not like I can remember all of it. I'm sure I saw a lot of movies that if you mentioned it I'd say "Man that was amazing." Or books that really stuck out, but right now, unless I make a list and save it all year long, I'm not gonna remember all of them.

I got a lot of stuff in my head right now. And year end lists aren't it.

So, my question is, do you really care what I think? Because if you do, I guess I can go back and look, but right, now I'm gonna just pimp my friend's books, mention the movies and TV shows I've always liked and hope like hell you all use my comments section to get into some flame war that I can watch from a distance and laugh at.

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Saturday, December 16, 2006

Year in Review

I was going to do a "Why James Patterson is a Bestseller" post, but I'll probably save that for when I finish listening to Cross.

I guess the best thing to do is talk about my life this year, what I've done.

I learned how to revise a novel this year.

I moved out. (Yeah, take that Judy.)

I did readings. I did a signing. I got into anthologies.

I got a book deal.

I was in the crowd when my alma mater won the biggest football game in their history.

I've had multiple adventures in writing, met some amazing people.

And just plain had a lot of fun.

And what's interesting is how one categorizes a year. I mean because at the same time I've had some heartbreak, some down moments and some sadness. But overall, when you look at it, this was the best year of my life.

And that's funny to say. The best year ever.

Hey, wait a second....

That means things can only go downhill from here, can' t they?

Crap... I need to re-think this.

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Yechhh

While you're busy checking your Donne history, you can see what I think of my old stories over at the Killer Year blog.

Oh and... "Yipee Ki Yay, Mother fucker."

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Know Your Jackson Donne Stories

I have a new Jackson Donne/Bill Martin story up at Flashing in the Gutters. It's called Breach of Trust.

Check it out.

And for a special added bonus, this story comes with a contest. If you can name the Jackson Donne story which first showed a scene from Breach as a flashback and tell me the title in comments section first, you can get a free copy of Damn Near Dead.

Which also features a Jackson Donne story.

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Gun Owners

So I'm flipping through the channels this morning and come upon ESPN's OUTSIDE THE LINES, a show about atheletes and issues not on the field. Today's issue was athletes with guns.

Luke Scott scares the hell out of me. He's apparently a rookie for the Houston Astros with an extremely high opinion of himself. He seemed pretty sure he was going to be mugged or carjacked or attacked or even argued with at some point. He was pretty sure he was going to need his gun. There's even a moment in the piece where he shows how he immediately has the gun out and hidden between his legs.

These are the people who shouldn't carry guns. The pessimists who are so sure that something bad is going to happen that they believe they need to carry a concealed weapon.

To me, this is the person who is going to overreact to something and shoot someone. This is the person who thinks the gun is necessary protection.

When you are that paranoid, you are going to create problems. And when you are so paranoid that you have a gun with you and ready to go at all times, you are going to create tragic problems.

I've had one experience with a gun. I do not own a gun, I do not use a gun, and I do not want a gun. I've seen a gun being purchased once--probably when it shouldn't be purchased--and it scared the hell out of me.

And now just watching him on TV, Luke Scott scares the hell out of me.

Don't be surprised to see him on the news one day arrested because of an accidental shooting.

The man has an itchy trigger finger.

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Rutgers Football - 2006 Season Highlights


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Friday, December 08, 2006

The Prodigal Son Returns

Well, more the son who was cast out of the house....

It appears Andy Pettite has returned to the Yankees.

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Writing Stuff

You ever just have a week as a writer that just gets away from you?

Maybe it's the Christmas season. Maybe it's work being busy. Maybe it's the fact that I'm trying to have a social life at the same time--and am finding out that doesn't work at all, but this week just got away from me.

I wrote on Monday, it was a slow day of writing and I had to struggle to pound out 1,000 words and thought I'd put myself in a good situation for the rest of the week to pound out a good 5000 words or so. Keep choppin' as they say.

And all of a sudden it's Thursday night and I'm about to go to bed.

And I haven't written a word since Monday. I don't even remember Tuesday. Something happened Tuesday...

Oh, my roommate came back from tour and we took him out for dinner and then everybody caught up.

Yesterday, my dad and I went to a basketball game.

Today my other roommate's car broke down and I had to pick him up and make sure he got home okay.

And tomorrow I have work related business to take care of.

And yeah, it sounds like excuses and I should "just write." And yeah I know I'm breaking some major writing rule by not writing every day.

But you know what? It didn't happen this week. And it sucks and I feel guilty and I'll probably wake up in the middle of the night worried that I'll never finish this novel (I'm not kidding)...

And I keep telling myself to "keep chopping" and it'll get done. Keep chopping. I will, I promise.

What about you guys? Does writing just get away from you, despite your best intentions?

(Oh, and if you're reading this Jason, you're imagining this blog post. The only one still up there is the Schiano post. Seriously.)

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Monday, December 04, 2006

A Guy With Class

Hey Miami... AKA The U (because most of you can't even spell University)... guess what?

Schiano's Staying!!!!



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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Traipsing through the city

So Saturday I was Duane Swierczynski's handler. He was signing copies of THE BLONDE in New York. I made sure he got from bookstore to bookstore okay and distracted everyone with my overall foolishness so Duane could sign books unbothered.

First stop was Black Orchid Bookshop on the Upper East Side. I took the PATH train to 14th and the subway from Union Square uptown. I got there before Duane and talked to Bonnie and Joe (at one point posing as Duane for business purposes.) Jason Pinter and Gerald So and Sarah Weinman showed up, as did Duane, and the signings began. Followed by lots of chatting, lots of talk, an ill timed "Valtrex" joke, and a "rash" joke by Gerald and Sarah respectively.

I also made another Writer Faux Pas by referring to one of Pynchon's novels as FINNIGAN'S RAINBOW. Somehow confusing GRAVITY'S RAINBOW with FINNIGAN'S WAKE with FINNIAN'S RAINBOW. (Again, feel free to share your own writer faux pas in the comments section.)

Apparently, it was my day in the barrel. But it was also part of my duties as a handler.

Afterward, Sarah, Duane and I went for lunch at a local pub, had some beers and chatted about all sorts of fun publishing gossip.

Afterward, Sarah bid us adieu as she had another engagement to attend. Duane and I headed downtown to the Mysterious Bookstore. Here Duane was treated like royalty and found out THE WHEELMAN was going to be part of a book club. I smiled and shook hands and was invited back when my book comes out.

Painless.

Duane and I then had a drink at the Raccoon Lounge across the street. A nice old school dive bar, I'm not sure the taps have ever been cleaned. Duane was brave enough to order a tap beer, while I stuck to bottles. We chatted about the writing business, agents, and all sorts of stuff I'm told I'm going to learn about in the next year.

We then hopped on a subway hoping to get to Christopher Street to then find Partners and Crime in the Village.

Here's where things get fuzzy. I've been to Partners several times, but I've always come from the 9th Street PATH station.

We got off the train and both Duane and I knew where we were and thought we knew how to get to Partners.

Have you ever tried to find something in the Village? It's near impossible.

We knew we were wrong when we saw water. So I called Sarah. She gave confusing directions. We asked two Russian chicks. The pointed us in a direction. Nope, still not right. Even though I thought we were on the right track because I kept saying "Hey, I've been here. Hey, I've been there."

Now the jokes started from Duane. "Yeah, some handler. You can't even find the bookstore?"

I called a friend. He had a computer. He helped us out (while saying "What can't the man find his way to his own book signing? Damn it."). As we were walking, we passed a bakery with a line out the door. I asked if they were giving out free bread. I was met with blank stares.

Duane said, "That just showed how Jersey you are."

We followed the computer directions and I still got Duane to Partners FIVE MINUTES early (and don't let him tell you otherwise.). Sarah was there, Maggie Griffin and a friend of hers were there. We entered as probably 35 Santas walked past. Yes. 35 Santa Claus's.

Duane signed in record time and we went for drinks. Maggie talked about how important it is to write a book a year. Her friend talked about New York. We all talked about James Bond.

Soon, it was time to leave. But overall it was a fantastic time.

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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Just Not Enough

A dropped pass in the endzone.

A blown call on a fumble that would have given us a TD.

THREE OVERTIMES.

Just not enough tonight.

Rutgers loses the Big East Championship tonight in a hell of a game.

Now go out and win the Texas Bowl.

In other news, my alma mater Clifton High School won a state championship tonight.

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