New Jersey: The Promised Land--THE JERSEY SHORE
Never has something ever been so synonymous with a state. The Jersey Shore is where it's at over the summer.
Want to swim and sunbathe? Jersey Shore.
Want to eat and drink? Jersey Shore.
Want to surf, boogie board, fish, boat, parasail? Jersey Shore.
Want to rid roller coasters, play boardwalk games, and avoid stepping on used syringes? Jersey Shore
The Jersey Shore is like 8,000 tropical resorts wrapped into one. It is warm and scenic and relaxing. It's even sponsored several MTV specials, from their summer at the Shore to their "True Life: I Have a Summer Shore Share." Never has some spurred more stereotypes, attracted more tourists, and had more drunken fist fights and arguments. You can swim for an hour and then clog an artery or two.
Who else has that? Louisiana (#18)..? PLEASE. Louisiana has, what? The mouth of the Mississippi? Please, a river that's not even named after the state is ends in... Yeah, they have New Orleans, but you can't find any stereotypes there. Are there even beaches in LA? Maybe something kinda along the Gulf of Mexico... but it's not much.
The Jersey Shore... stereotypical, sanitary (at least lately), and fun. You can have crazy (Belmar), fun and relaxed (LBI), nude (Sandy Hook), historic (Cape May), or kid friendly (Wildwood)... TAKE YOUR PICK!
Jersey rules.
Want to swim and sunbathe? Jersey Shore.
Want to eat and drink? Jersey Shore.
Want to surf, boogie board, fish, boat, parasail? Jersey Shore.
Want to rid roller coasters, play boardwalk games, and avoid stepping on used syringes? Jersey Shore
The Jersey Shore is like 8,000 tropical resorts wrapped into one. It is warm and scenic and relaxing. It's even sponsored several MTV specials, from their summer at the Shore to their "True Life: I Have a Summer Shore Share." Never has some spurred more stereotypes, attracted more tourists, and had more drunken fist fights and arguments. You can swim for an hour and then clog an artery or two.
Who else has that? Louisiana (#18)..? PLEASE. Louisiana has, what? The mouth of the Mississippi? Please, a river that's not even named after the state is ends in... Yeah, they have New Orleans, but you can't find any stereotypes there. Are there even beaches in LA? Maybe something kinda along the Gulf of Mexico... but it's not much.
The Jersey Shore... stereotypical, sanitary (at least lately), and fun. You can have crazy (Belmar), fun and relaxed (LBI), nude (Sandy Hook), historic (Cape May), or kid friendly (Wildwood)... TAKE YOUR PICK!
Jersey rules.
Labels: Louisiana, New Jersey, New Jersey: The Promised Land, Shore
posted by Dave White at 7:59 PM
2 Comments:
AND Guidos would totally give those Creole nerds a beatdown. Jersey wins!
Jaymar
This is torture. I'm gonna have to give you up, go off of you till the summer's over and you can't go to the shore anymore.
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