Dave White's Writing Block: The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

Friday, January 29, 2010

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

One of the greatest cheesy lines of all time, for me, came from a James Bond movie.

Moonraker.

"Mr. Bond, you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season."

"I didn't know there were seasons in space, Drax."

"You will only know Winter."

Just let that one sink in....

Labels: James Bond, Lame Movies, You Tube

1 Comments:

eviljwinter said...: He's wrong. Don't know the dude personally.

Oh, wait...; 12:55 PM

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: Name: Dave White; Location: Clifton, New Jersey, United States

I am the Shamus Award nominated author of two Jackson Donne crime novels: WHEN ONE MAN DIES and THE EVIL THAT MEN DO. I teach 8th Grade.

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"White's stunning second crime novel to feature ex-cop and ex-PI Jackson Donne fulfills the promise of his debut..." Publisher's Weekly (Starred Review)

"Intricate plotting and nonstop action make this a nail-biting read from start to finish. White ... is a writer to watch." Library Journal

"Scenes of Donne’s mother’s decline, however, are knowing and movingly written, and the gritty New Jersey locale seems an ideal setting for portraying the evil that men do. . . Keep an eye on [White]."--Thomas Gaughan, Booklist

"White has learned early the art of the hard-boiled." Les Roberts, The Cleveland Plain Dealer

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“An engrossing, evocative debut novel that will grab most readers from its opening sentences… fans of hard-hitting, uncompromising private investigators will hope that Donne ditches his college dreams and continues to pound the pavement.”" Publisher's Weekly (Starred Review)

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