New Jersey: The Promised Land--Bonus Edition!!!

Listen, with the Olympics ending, I thought it would be fun to see why New Jersey is better than Canada.

-We end our sentences with "Oh!", which is much better and more powerful than "ey."

-When the Olympics are being played we actually get snow.

-We say things like "I got your maple syrup right here!"

-I'm allowed in New Jersey.

-Taylor Ham > Canadian Bacon.

-We know how to cross the street.

-Martin Brodeur actually likes it here.

-Our pizza is made out of actual ingredients, not ketchup and crackers.

-We endure the JERSEY SHORE show and rise above it. Yet, DEGRASSI is actually taken seriously in some circles.

-Bruce Springsteen actually knows what ironic means and can come up with real ironic situations.

SO WHAT DOES CANADA HAVE OVER NEW JERSEY?

Molson....