Random Thoughts from a Honeymoon Cruise
That's right, I'm married!
In fact, if you've been wondering where I've been for the past 4 (whoa... four??) months, it's been planning a wedding and writing.
Now that I'm back from the honeymoon, I'm hoping to start blogging with some more regularity. That said, the wife and I took a cruise to Bermuda, and here is basically what I'd be posting to Twitter, if my phone had worked:
-No, seriously, do not flush foreign objects down the toilet.
-Playing the theme from TITANIC during dinner is probably the worst choice this cruiseline could make.
-We had the best sommelier. He remembered our drink order from night to night and had a catch phrase. "And enjoy. CHEERS!"
-Being on a cruise is like starring in all the non-explosion parts of a James Bond movie.
-There's a dance called the Cuban Shuffle?
-Apparently every book that's not downloaded to a Kindle, iPad, or Nook has a title that starts with THE GIRL WHO...
-Just talked a woman into buying my book on her Kindle... right now. ABC. (More on this at Do Some Damage, later this week.)
-Wait. It's called the Cupid Shuffle? And it sucks.
-Dear band, you do not have to teach the crowd how to participate to "Sweet Caroline."
-You know you're drunk on a boat in rough waters when you're the only one walking straight.
-Bacon!
-Pizza!
-Frog legs, delicious, Quail, meh, and escargot, DELICIOUS.
-BACON!
-PIZZA!!
-I wish we were not the most recently married couple at this party. The champagne sucks!
-Another character with a catch phrase. The entertainment director asked everyone HOWZIT!
-MINI DONUTS!
-Good thing everyone in Bermuda honks their horn at other drivers. I keep forgetting they drive on the left.
-Why are there no sidewalks in Bermuda?
-Mmmmmmm, Dockyard Beer. The only brewpub in Bermuda and I found it.
-Interestingly, rough seas do not affect the rotation of a roulette wheel or roulette ball.
-ENOUGH WITH THE CUPID SHUFFLE!
-Water: cold. Sun: hot. Sand: pink.
-Duty free scotch and cuban cigars... niceeeeeeeee.
-Fingers crossed that customs does not look for my Cuban Cigars.
-BACON! PIZZA!
In fact, if you've been wondering where I've been for the past 4 (whoa... four??) months, it's been planning a wedding and writing.
Now that I'm back from the honeymoon, I'm hoping to start blogging with some more regularity. That said, the wife and I took a cruise to Bermuda, and here is basically what I'd be posting to Twitter, if my phone had worked:
-No, seriously, do not flush foreign objects down the toilet.
-Playing the theme from TITANIC during dinner is probably the worst choice this cruiseline could make.
-We had the best sommelier. He remembered our drink order from night to night and had a catch phrase. "And enjoy. CHEERS!"
-Being on a cruise is like starring in all the non-explosion parts of a James Bond movie.
-There's a dance called the Cuban Shuffle?
-Apparently every book that's not downloaded to a Kindle, iPad, or Nook has a title that starts with THE GIRL WHO...
-Just talked a woman into buying my book on her Kindle... right now. ABC. (More on this at Do Some Damage, later this week.)
-Wait. It's called the Cupid Shuffle? And it sucks.
-Dear band, you do not have to teach the crowd how to participate to "Sweet Caroline."
-You know you're drunk on a boat in rough waters when you're the only one walking straight.
-Bacon!
-Pizza!
-Frog legs, delicious, Quail, meh, and escargot, DELICIOUS.
-BACON!
-PIZZA!!
-I wish we were not the most recently married couple at this party. The champagne sucks!
-Another character with a catch phrase. The entertainment director asked everyone HOWZIT!
-MINI DONUTS!
-Good thing everyone in Bermuda honks their horn at other drivers. I keep forgetting they drive on the left.
-Why are there no sidewalks in Bermuda?
-Mmmmmmm, Dockyard Beer. The only brewpub in Bermuda and I found it.
-Interestingly, rough seas do not affect the rotation of a roulette wheel or roulette ball.
-ENOUGH WITH THE CUPID SHUFFLE!
-Water: cold. Sun: hot. Sand: pink.
-Duty free scotch and cuban cigars... niceeeeeeeee.
-Fingers crossed that customs does not look for my Cuban Cigars.
-BACON! PIZZA!
Labels: Dave's BACK, Davey Being Davey, Honeymoon
posted by Dave White at 11:36 AM
8 Comments:
this was truly entertaining.
even more entertaining was imagining you scrolling these texts out into the "notes" section of your iPhone titled: "Post to Twitter/blog later!!!"
HA. Seriously congrats on the wedding. it sounds like you're truly having a blast. :)
Glad to see you're back! They lose people all the time on cruises!
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